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A hit comedy monologue about the modern  woman trying to make it on all frontiers. Being a brilliant mom, foxy career bitch, nurturing the marriage, having a volcanic sex-life and being tops 40 kilos – and looking like Angelina Jolie while you‘re at it….. MISSION INPOSSIBLE..

The story starts at Helen´s house. She just read in the paper that the average happy couple „does IT“ 2 times a week! She and Paul only „do IT“ 2 times a month…on average…which is clearly unacceptable on the happiness-meter! Helen decides to promptly fix this, being the modern-day-working-super-woman.

She luckily read a women´s magazine that has the solution: 10 ways to light the fire!!! Helen chooses number 6: Prepare a romantic dinner, put on some sexy underwear, wrap yourself in cellophane and when your husband comes home from work present yourself like a wrapped-in sex-toy.

Somehow this was the cleanliest method of all 10 of them. Better than lying in the bathtub and having him shave your legs…or video tape „IT“…ooh, really sexy…until you watch the recording!

But when you are lying on the sofa wrapped in like a Cellophane Mummy there is no room for surprises because you can hardly move. The woman who wrote the ten advises clearly has no children…what if they decide to wake up and call for their mum? „…you need to go pee-pee? Hang on darling mommy is coming…she just has to unwrap herself..!“